Why I Should Have Bought a Double Stroller

“I dunno… Maybe the dingo ate yo’ baby.”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Deeva

    Mar 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Love this!! Make sure you buckle her in. 😉

  2. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Mar 7, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    I completely understand, but aren’t you currently expecting another bundle? Human child, Candy, not kitty child. Maybe you should get a 3 seater? 1 for Miss Skye, 1 for Baby Freedom, and 1 for furry baby?

  3. Eize

    Mar 7, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    “What? Do I not also deserve some spoiling?”

  4. ImmaBe

    Mar 7, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    “On to Pet Smart!”