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Storktionary: Word of the Day

Storktionary

Storktionary: Word of the Day

Date Night (n.)

1. Rare outing with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting;

2.  A time to be reminded just how embarrassingly low your tolerance has become and how high the price of movie tickets has skyrocketed (answer:  babysitter + movie tickets = forget college for the kids).

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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