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News Roundup: Frozen Breast-Milk Treats; the Circumcision Debate; Rachel Zoe’s Ma-jor Baby Shower

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News Roundup: Frozen Breast-Milk Treats; the Circumcision Debate; Rachel Zoe’s Ma-jor Baby Shower

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“Baby Gaga” breast milk ice-cream goes on sale.  Darn!  I just filled up on placenta pie.  [Metro.co.uk]

The details of Rachel Zoe’s baby shower.  I’m sure it was ba-na-nas.  (Yes, I watch entirely too much of The Rachel Zoe Project, why do you ask?)  [Celebrity Babies]

“Why My Son Isn’t Circumcised.”  Somewhere, the kid is doing a facepalm and sighing, “Really, Mom, do you have to discuss the State of My Foreskin with THE WORLD?” [Babble]

A recall of more than 35,0000 BOB jogging strollers for strangulation hazard.  I’m no safety expert, but that doesn’t sound very good.  [KTLA]

Here’s a picture to reassure parents that saving those pennies for your children’s college education is all worthwhile.  *AHEM*  [Passive-Aggressive Notes]

“Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood poses nude.  And people say these girls are bad role models?   Pshaw!  [Radar]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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