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Clip of the Day: Important Life Lessons for Toddlers & Tiara’s Ashley-Noelle

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Clip of the Day: Important Life Lessons for Toddlers & Tiara’s Ashley-Noelle

Just when you were ready to dismiss the pageantry world of Toddlers & Tiaras as an unhealthy, superficial environment for kids, contestant Ashley-Noelle’s mom shows us it is about WAY more than that — it is also about teaching her two-year-old daughter how to keep a husband with a hot wardrobe and waxed body hair.

Lesson learned:  No man is going to love you with those bushy eyebrows, girly.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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