The Kate Hudson Approach to Maternity Wear

Forget elastic waistbands and flowy dresses — simply cut out material to allow for stomach expansion. (See also: What happens to the seams after trying on a size-zero dress when you’re four months pregnant.)
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
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Kate says:
Fashion FAIL!
February 14th, 2011 at 8:20 am -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
No, just no.
February 14th, 2011 at 8:44 am -Candy says:
I fear she is one clip of the scissors away from THIS:
http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/03/project-pregnant-runway/
February 14th, 2011 at 4:24 pm -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
Let’s hope she has more fashion sense than that. Of course, when you look at that dress she’s wearing, it’s not that far off. Ugh. I’ll take the money she spent on it and the accessories and buy myself a nice Louis Vuitton purse.
February 15th, 2011 at 8:31 am -