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News Roundup: When a Man Loves a Kitty

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News Roundup: When a Man Loves a Kitty

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Lasers + cat + mullet + glasses + Cosby sweater = Your Laughing Stork-recommended daily allowance of AWESOME.  [AFPP]

My daughter shares why she loves me.  Hint: It involves my usual strong maternal instincts.  [Babble]

“David Blaine’s pregnant fiancee hitches snow plow to deliver baby.”   Wow.  That must have been one big baby if they needed a plow.  My doctor just used her hands to deliver mine.  [Us Weekly]

Discussion about a new book exploring whether the transformation of little girls into sparkly princess worshipers is the result of nature or aggressive marketers.  I would offer my observations, but I’m too busy helping my little girl play with Cinderella stickers… [MotherLode]

12-year-old discovers Valentine’s Day candy heart with the message “Nice Tits” on it.  That’ll teach the girl for eating the candy Dad gave to Mom.  [KCRA]

An immigration officer was so sick of his wife that he put her on a terrorist watch list — ­so she couldn’t get home from Pakistan.  Something tells me he’s going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.  [Orange News]

At least Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are being civil for the sake of their daughter.  *Ahem*  [Radar]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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