Fashion Police: Worst Dressed Awards at the 2011 Golden Globes

Jan 17, 2011 | Filed Under: Fashion Police, Pop Culture | Tags: Golden Globe Awards

Most willing to be butt of inappropriate “Golden Globes” jokes: January Jones.

Lifetime achievement award for consistently bringing the crazy to the red carpet: Helena Bonham Carter.

Best blonde Snooki impersonation: Christina Aguilera.

Most creative environmentalist (for recycling old lingerie into a, um, “dress”): Halle Berry.

Most likely to be the victim of a Seinfeld-esque “Puffy Shirt” incident, wherein she unknowingly agreed to wear a designer’s one-sleeved Puffy Dress: Julianne Moore.

Most creative way of dealing with a “bad eyebrow day”: Sandra Bullock and Her Bangs.

Best Attempt at Matching Ensemble to Skin and Hair: Tilda Swinton

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Eize says:

Tilda Swinton is the only woman I know who glows 24 hours a day, 365 days a year (darn her).
January 17th, 2011 at 3:32 am - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

If Helena Bonham Carter came dressed in a sedate black dress I would think the Apocalypse is upon us! Honestly, if she’s not being dressed by the costume department for a movie, anything goes!
January 17th, 2011 at 7:36 am - Reply
Faith says:

Re: Matching ensemble to skin and hair, did you check out Emma Stone? Talk about tangerine dream.
January 17th, 2011 at 4:21 pm - Reply