Sh*t My Kid Ruined

This framed photograph of my parents and me, one that holds great sentimental value, has endured ten years, four moves and countless drunken parties — only to succumb to a silly toddler throwing her head back into the end table in hopes of getting tickled.
R.I.P. Beloved Framed Family Photo. R.I.P., indeed.
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
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Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
There’s a whole website http://www.shitmykidsruined.com that will hopefully make you feel better.
January 15th, 2011 at 8:31 am -