Childhood Reflections

Ten-year-old Heather is pleased to see that her 25-year-old self has filled out impressively for her Big Day.


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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Hmm…no one ever told me I was supposed to take topless pictures on my wedding day.

    Im really disappointed. (Especially since I was pregnant and had just grown some impressive preggo boobies)

    • Wait a sec — your photographer didn’t offer you the “Creepy Wedding Porn” package? You should demand a refund!

  • NO! And we all know theres nothing sexier than a pregnant bride stuffed in spanx, fighting to keep her breath and trying not to pee (or puke) on herself!

  • From the looks of it, 10-year-old Heather is fascinated with the unibrow her 25-year-old self is sporting.

    At least, that’s what I gathered from her utterly FASCINATED expression.