MR. CANDY: It’s my mom’s birthday tomorrow.
ME: Oh! What did you get for her?
MR. CANDY: Um, nothing. Yet.
ME: It’s stuff like that, that makes me hope we have another daughter.
MR. CANDY: But my mom wouldn’t want me to pay for shipping!
ME: There are sites that have free shipping you know. If you’d just planned in advance —
MR. CANDY: Planned in advance…?
ME: You’re looking at me like I just asked you to explain the physics of tampons.
MR. CANDY: It’s statements like that, that make me hope we have a boy.