Weekly News Roundup: Scary Santa; Movie-Perfect Angelina; and “Sexy” Teva Stilettos

It’s that time of the year again… to post pictures of screaming kids on Santa’s lap.  Because they never get old.  (Unless you’re the parent.)

Angelina Jolie and son Knox marvel at the snowfall in Paris.  *Sigh*  Even their REAL life sounds like the beginning of a movie.  [Celeb Baby Scoop]

Moms are now donating their breast milk on Facebook.  So instead of clicking “poke,” I guess these Facebookers are clicking “pump.”  [Today]

Breaking health news:  The whore gene can be passed on to your kids.  [LiveScience]

Cavemen were better parents, claims parenting expert.  Probably because they didn’t waste time on silly things like hygiene.  [ParentDish]

Just what every hot mama needs:  four-inch Teva stiletto heels!  I dunno.  I’m still waiting for Birkenstock kitten heels.  Rawr.  [Consumerist]

Helping kids stay connected with parents who are overseas by using a cardboard substitute.  Best of all:  it doesn’t leave the toilet seat up!  [MNN]

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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