Can’t Blame a Girl for Trying
ME: I don’t think she’s left that box all weekend.
MR. CANDY: I know, right?
ME: Why do we even bother buying toys?
MR. CANDY: Good question.
ME: All she needs are more boxes.
MR. CANDY: Exactly.
ME: Which means I need to buy A LOT more boots off the Internet.
MR. CANDY: Well-played. But no.