Can’t Blame a Girl for Trying

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ME:  I don’t think she’s left that box all weekend.

MR. CANDY:  I know, right?

ME:  Why do we even bother buying toys?

MR. CANDY:  Good question.

ME:  All she needs are more boxes.

MR. CANDY:  Exactly.

ME:  Which means I need to buy A LOT more boots off the Internet.

MR. CANDY:  Well-played.  But no.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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2 Comments

  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    November 30, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I would’ve specified SHOE boxes, but I don’t think the kiddo would fit in them. Dang. ;0)

  2. Deeva

    December 1, 2010 at 12:26 am

    All my son needs is a box, wrapping paper and bubble wrap and he’s entertained for weeks!!

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