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Can’t Blame a Girl for Trying

ME:  I don’t think she’s left that box all weekend.

MR. CANDY:  I know, right?

ME:  Why do we even bother buying toys?

MR. CANDY:  Good question.

ME:  All she needs are more boxes.

MR. CANDY:  Exactly.

ME:  Which means I need to buy A LOT more boots off the Internet.

MR. CANDY:  Well-played.  But no.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


3 thoughts on “Can’t Blame a Girl for Trying

  1. Thy

    Great shot! Sorry to hear that your photography efrfots haven’t been yielding quite the results you’d like. I’m sure you’re actually getting better stuff than you think.Now that your knitting mojo is back on track, maybe your photography mojo will soon follow.

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