Awesome Family Holiday Portrait: Exacting Revenge for the Matching Vests

Not to mention giving all new meaning to “Christmas balls.”


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Jenn F.

    Dec 1, 2010 at 7:42 am

    That might also be a “Here’s what I think about my mom’s Laura Ashley reject dress.”

  2. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Dec 1, 2010 at 8:59 am

    How about THEM apples?!