16 Months

Miss Skye turns [INSERT MELODRAMATICALLY SENTIMENTAL SIGH HERE] 16 months old today.  SIX-FREAKIN-TEEN months, people.  Say whaaa–?

"Just 176 months till I get my driver's license, b*tches!"

And, not to brag or anything, but she already performs one hell of a dramatic interpretation of Green Eggs and Ham.

I think we can all agree she really nails Sam-I-Am’s passion for moldy breakfast foods.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Julie

    Nov 29, 2010 at 4:08 am

    Love that frustrated grunt in the middle after you make some noise! “mooom, I’m trying to read here!”

    Happy 16months Skye!

  2. Eize

    Nov 29, 2010 at 8:18 am

    More like the world’s most erudite literary critic! Brava, Miss Skye!

  3. Kate

    Nov 29, 2010 at 8:58 am

    LOVE the outfit, Candy. She is a doll.

  4. Deeva

    Nov 29, 2010 at 1:31 pm


  5. Zarbod

    Nov 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    She seems quite serious about her reading. Very talkative too.

  6. Mette

    Nov 30, 2010 at 4:46 am

    So its right about this time people start asking “when is Skye going to become a big sister” – or “you make such beautiful children – no need to stop” Ohh… The wonderful times 🙂

    But she is the cutest!

    • Candy

      Nov 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm

      They’ve been asking that since the day I popped her out, Mette!