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End-of-Week News Roundup: Classy Baby Shower of the Week and Thanksgiving Leftover Facials

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End-of-Week News Roundup: Classy Baby Shower of the Week and Thanksgiving Leftover Facials

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This picture sums up our holiday:  Marcy slips into a post-Thanksgiving feast coma

Three arrested for disorderly conduct in baby shower brawl.  Party was decorated with pink, black and blue.  [LVL]

It’s a boy for John Travolta and Kelly Preston.  To get the baby to sleep, they simply play him Battlefield Earth.  Works like a charm every time!  [AP]

Using Thanksgiving leftovers as a skincare treatment.  Because nothing gives you a glow — or attracts a pack of wild dogs — quite like turkey leg grease.  [AOL]

How your baby monitor could be providing criminals with a window into YOUR home.  More at eleven.  [NBC NY]

Kourtney Kardashian‘s 11-month-old son breaks into hives after consuming peanut butter.  Coincidentally, I have the same reaction to watching her show.  [The Stir]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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