Weekly News Roundup: How to Spy on Your Child’s Computer Habits and Other Things Your Kids Will Love!

“Crap,” the pregnant lady thinks.  “You mean even after I give birth, I’ll STILL be wearing this maternity nightgown?”  [AFP]

My favorite headline of the week: “Kate Gosselin Makes Kids Eat Week-Old Sandwiches!”  Let’s hope they’re not tuna.  [Us Weekly]

Introducing the porn stick.  Stick it in your kid’s computer to see what s/he has been up to.  Such as surfing Playboy.  Or worse — downloading Jonas Brother songs. [ksl]

Because of the trend of posting newborn pictures on social networking sites, women in labor are more worried about their hair than the delivery.  I see a new business opportunity:  discounted blow-out with every epidural!  [ABC News]

Rachel Zoe is indeed pregnant.   You just know that baby is coming home in a fur vest, huge sunglasses, bangles and a floppy hat.   Regardless of gender.  [Yahoo!]

The topic at-hand:  Changing diapers at the dinner table.  YUM!  More baked beans, anyone?  [Babble]

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • That is one of the most disturbing and disgusting things I have ever heard. Ugh. Thank GOD I don’t “dine” at Dunkin Donuts. What is wrong with people????!!