Weekly News Roundup: Nothing Says “Proud Papa” Like a Velvet Cloak and The Duggars Continue to Multiply

Awesome chest hair-heavy family photo:  Black velvet, if you please… [AFP]

The eldest Duggar son Josh and his wife Anna are already expecting their second child, say they’re going for 25 kids.  That’s it?  Slackers.  [OK!]

I’m such a sucker for this sh*t:  Cat nurses orphaned puppy.  Awwww.  [wkyc.com]

Pregnant Miranda Kerr bares most everything for W magazine.  And by “most everything,” I mean do NOT open this if your boss is lurking.  Or if your baby is hungry.  [Backseat Cuddler]

Police say a new father faces drug charges because he lit up a marijuana joint, instead of a cigar, to celebrate his child’s birth at a Pittsburgh-area hospital.  No word on whether the baby was named Doobie Stoner, Jr.  [Dickinson Press]

The hottest holiday toys.  Also known as:  The reason parents will have knockdown, drag-out fights with each other in the shopping aisles in a few weeks.  [CBS News]

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