Weekly News Roundup: Nothing Says “Proud Papa” Like a Velvet Cloak and The Duggars Continue to Multiply

Awesome chest hair-heavy family photo:  Black velvet, if you please… [AFP]

The eldest Duggar son Josh and his wife Anna are already expecting their second child, say they’re going for 25 kids.  That’s it?  Slackers.  [OK!]

I’m such a sucker for this sh*t:  Cat nurses orphaned puppy.  Awwww.  [wkyc.com]

Pregnant Miranda Kerr bares most everything for W magazine.  And by “most everything,” I mean do NOT open this if your boss is lurking.  Or if your baby is hungry.  [Backseat Cuddler]

Police say a new father faces drug charges because he lit up a marijuana joint, instead of a cigar, to celebrate his child’s birth at a Pittsburgh-area hospital.  No word on whether the baby was named Doobie Stoner, Jr.  [Dickinson Press]

The hottest holiday toys.  Also known as:  The reason parents will have knockdown, drag-out fights with each other in the shopping aisles in a few weeks.  [CBS News]

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).