That’s right, in today’s episode of I Didn’t Know I Was NOT pregnant…
An irate woman who stripped outside a Wisconsin bar claiming she was about to give birth was, in fact, not pregnant, authorities said.
Alcohol was involved, I suspect. (Can’t get anything by Detective Candy!)
Kyla Brumley, 28, was on her back on the sidewalk — naked from the waist down — when police arrived. Brumley refused to answer questions from police, instead yelling, “Get it out,” and referencing pain in her genital area. She continued to roll around on the ground as others tried to cover her.
Officers, observing no evidence Brumley was pregnant or in labor (Ed. Note: Say what?! I thought rolling around on the ground was the universal sign of labor!), handcuffed her and took her to an area hospital, where staffers confirmed she was not pregnant. At the hospital Brumley continued to yell, physically lash out at those around her and refuse attempts to cover her lower half.
I can’t help but wonder if Goldschläger was involved. That stuff will do crazy things to you. Yes, even impregnate you with an invisible baby! True story.