MR. CANDY: [HOLDING SKYE] Ow!
MR. CANDY: She just kicked me in the ‘nads!
ME: Maybe that’s her way of making sure you don’t give her any siblings.
MR. CANDY: Then she should stop sleeping through the night. Because that would be an effective form of birth control.
ME: [TO SKYE] Kick him in the ‘nads again.