The Real Reason We Went to Hawaii

For the opportunity to torture our child with a grass skirt.  Of course.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Mette

    Sep 27, 2010 at 2:48 am

    Too cute!!!! So adorable!

  2. Dali

    Sep 27, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Absolutely Adorable!

  3. MamaMia

    Sep 27, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Where’s her coconut bra?! 😉

  4. Eize

    Sep 27, 2010 at 10:16 am


    And her mini-Piña Colada?

  5. Candy

    Sep 27, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    Sadly, there was no fancy-schmancy coconut bra in the seven-dollar “Baby Hula Dancer Kit” I bought at the convenience store.

    I was, um, “holding” her Piña Colada, Eize. Somehow the drink disappeared in my belly.

  6. Leo the Yardie Chick

    Sep 30, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    She’s such a cutie!