The Real Reason We Went to Hawaii

For the opportunity to torture our child with a grass skirt.  Of course.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

6 thoughts on “The Real Reason We Went to Hawaii

  1. Candy Post author

    Sadly, there was no fancy-schmancy coconut bra in the seven-dollar “Baby Hula Dancer Kit” I bought at the convenience store.

    I was, um, “holding” her Piña Colada, Eize. Somehow the drink disappeared in my belly.


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