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For cheerful child, copious cleavage and C-sections…

She hides it well, I know, but I think the little one is enjoying our stay in Maui.

Katy Perry yanked from Sesame Street after parents complain about her cleavage on display.  Meanwhile, Elmo continues to appear on the show completely naked and nobody says a word.  [TMZ]

C-section/tummy tuck two-for-one specials are deemed the new pregnancy trend.  Man, the only “special” the hospital offered me was an extra ice pack.  [The Stir]

Why women seek out partners who looks like their fathers.   I’m sure Freud has a few theories about this.  [NYDN]

Modern Family doesn’t miss a beat in its second season premiere.  Key quote:  “Slow is smooth and smooth is fast!”  [TV Squad]

All pregnant women should get a flu shot, say doctors who don’t want to be inundated with sick pregnant women this winter. [MSNBC]

TLC debuts new show, Sister Wives, about family of polygamists.  Also known as “The Latest Show I Totally Need to Live-Blog.” [Today Show]

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).