No Wonder My Husband is a Fan of Gelato

Sep 17, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Weekly News Roundup

Portland-area parents incensed by having their children exposed to this, um, sizable billboard. What a bunch of boobs. [Local6.com]

Six-year-old booted from cheerleading squad for this cheer: “Our back’s are breaking, our skirts too tight, we shake our booties from left to right.” I think we just found a new lyricist for Lil’ Kim. [CBS]

Octo-Mom going on welfare. Good to know my California state tax dollars are being used wisely. [Radar]

Some kids with ADHD may not need anti-psychotic meds. This study not brought you by the makers of Ritalin. [US News & World Report]

Should we teach toddlers to curse? Sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t to me. [Motherlode]

Magician David Blaine expecting first child with a French model who looks like she could be his child, as well. Awwww. [NY Post]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.