Pop Quiz: Baby Shower Cake
The most striking detail of this cake is what?
1) That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;
2) The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;
3) That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;
4) The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;
5) Um, what…? I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.