Pop Quiz: Baby Shower Cake

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The most striking detail of this cake is what?

1)  That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;

2)  The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;

3)  That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;

4)  The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;

5)  Um, what…?  I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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3 Comments

  1. Freya

    Sep 15, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Was this a shower for a stripper?

  2. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Sep 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Freya, I sure hope it was! Or somebody with a good sense of humor! Why would you want Titty Hard On on your cake?

  3. J-Force

    Sep 17, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Isn’t French more likely? Dutch is red/white/blue horizontal stripes, French is blue/white/red vertical.

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