Pop Quiz: Baby Shower Cake

The most striking detail of this cake is what?

1)  That it clearly was terribly cold in the bakery the day they frosted the cake;

2)  The Dutch pride displayed on those elegant acrylic nails;

3)  That the elegant acrylic nails apparently belong to an Amazonian alien;

4)  The irony in the fact that her belly button resembles a condom;

5)  Um, what…?  I’m sorry, but I’m currently blinded by the cake’s high beams.


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

3 thoughts on “Pop Quiz: Baby Shower Cake

  1. J-Force

    Isn’t French more likely? Dutch is red/white/blue horizontal stripes, French is blue/white/red vertical.


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