Breaking News: Polar Bear Escapes from Zoo, Appears Quite Pleased with Himself

Oh wait, no, my bad!  My cats inform me that this is not, in fact, a polar bear on the lam, but rather somebody’s ridiculously cute dog.  (Supposedly.)

Looks like this fella just visited one of my neighborhood’s “alternative medicine” stores.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. ImmaBe

    Sep 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    “they’re gonna smell it in 3….2….”

  2. heather leekilgour

    Oct 27, 2010 at 9:43 am

    what kind of dog is this ? 🙂