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Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

Fashion Police

Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

These fashion “winners” must pass a very rigorous test here at Laughing Stork Headquarters:  the ability to make me nod and squeal, “Ooohhh!  Pretty!”

Claire Danes, who I’ve noticed perpetually cocks her head to the left, is a glowing, radiant, happy-looking golden girl from head to toe.  Angela Chase would not approve.

Well, hello there, Jane Lynch!  Way to successfully make the cross-over from worst to best dressed.  The tabloid style pages will be SINGING your praises.  (See what I did there?)  Well-done.  Well-done, indeed.

Um, Kelly Osbourne, is that you?  You look fabulous, surprisingly chic and full of old-school glamour, but I think you left a few of your curves in the limo.

Dexter‘s Julie Benz killed it in her form-fitting white dress.

Glee‘s Lea Michele looks adorable.  And you just know she’s been practicing her requisite hands-on-hips red carpet pose in the mirror for months.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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