Family & Parenting Humor
Word of the Day: Spill-proof
Spill-proof (adj.)
1. A misnomer created by marketers that have never been within a 20-foot radius of a toddler;
2. A term that should not be confused with “squeeze-proof”;
3. A product guarantee immediately viewed as a challenge by, er, precocious children;
4. The reason I had to change my clothes and my daughter’s clothes, as well as stuff the entire stroller in the washing machine this morning.
Sentence usage:
“Look at how drenched your child is! You must have given her a spill-proof smoothie.”
