Top 10 Signs Your First Birthday Party Was a Success

1.  You get more cake in your hair than in your mouth.

2.  You don’t go to bed until the ridiculously late hour of… 9 p.m.

3.   Nobody insults you with an “over-the-hill” birthday card saying, “Don’t worry, Old Fart.  One year is the new nine months!”

4.  The guests totally kicked two gallons of skim milk, bitches!

5.  You got to wear a tiara…

…making your father jealous.  (You’ll always be a pretty princess to me, Mr. Candy.)

6.  Spencer Pratt did not crash the party despite threatening to do so in last week’s Us Weekly.

7.  The neighbors called the cops because the party was rocking out to “Farmer in the Dell” at full blast.

8.  Your parents took 312 pictures of the birthday festivities (See also:  Top 10 Signs That You Are the First Child)

9.  By the time you go to bed, you’re only twitching a little bit from the sugar overdose.

10.  You got so many presents from your TWO East Coast birthday parties, that your parents have to charter Suzanne Somers’ private jet just to get them back to L.A.

Happy 1st Birthday, Miss Skye!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

7 thoughts on “Top 10 Signs Your First Birthday Party Was a Success

  1. Eize

    Wow–a personal cake for the birthday girl! And it did such wonders for her hair!

    Happy Birthday, Miss Skye!

  2. Stephanie Wright

    I never really saw it from the kid’s point of view! We had a party for our 4-year-old son last Saturday. I’m still looking for my sanity. Have you seen it?

  3. Deeva

    I can’t believe she’s already a year old!! It looks like Miss Skye had a great time.

    I love #6..

  4. Debutante

    I love that picture of Skye with her cake ! Reminds me of myself when I eat cake!


  5. 1st birthday dress

    Haha, lovely pictures, lovely and adorable.

    My son will turn 1 year soon, I’m looking forward to celebrating it, and I will remember your tips to be sure his 1st birthday is a success, thanks!

  6. Tilly

    Llorando, me dejas llorando cual abuelete viejuno que estoy hecho, ante tanta joya de mi adcaosceneil. ULTIMATE RULED por aquellos añosQue haya muchos juegueadores de los antiguos que les nombres el Fairlight y no lo recuerden es de… No tengo insulto suficiente para definir tal olvido.Aunque a ti, amigo Ciro, también te debería dar un capón por olvidar al magnífico Y como no podía dejar de postear sin que me salga el fanboy que llevo dentro, destacar de lo actual el , que no es isométrico puro, pero casi.


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