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Riddle me this

I cannot tell you how many times friends and family have told us, “You and Mr. Candy make such cute babies.  You HAVE to have another one!”  So does that mean if Miss Skye, say, had an Olsen Twin-sized goiter on her neck, that Mr. Candy should get snip-snipped immediately to prevent us from reproducing again?  More importantly, when is my mother-in-law going to stop paying people to tell us this?

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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