Fun Game Time: The Laughing Stork’s Pregnancy Bingo!

Jul 14, 2010 | Filed Under: Maternity Games, Satire | Tags: Games, Pregnancy Bingo

Hey, you sexy Pregnant Ladies! Need a break from your exciting weekend nights of Pay-Per-View movies and countless trips to the bathroom? If so, have we got just the thing for you:

PREGNANCY BINGO!

Warning: The sheer excitement of playing this game may cause urinary incontinence, nipple hair growth and lethal flatulence… oh wait, no. That’s merely part of the fun of being pregnant. Carry on.

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

8 Responses to “Fun Game Time: The Laughing Stork’s Pregnancy Bingo!”

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lainey says:

I’m only 15 wk pregnant and have barely started telling people and I think I have a blackout or at least a row or two. BINGO!
April 30th, 2009 at 2:47 pm - Reply
KatCav says:

Perfect! As a mom of twins, I was constantly asked if they were IVF…. These days, I just get asked if they are twins, and if they are identical. They are a boy and a girl, and look nothing alike…..
April 30th, 2009 at 2:47 pm - Reply
pytra says:

OMG!! I have no kids -yet- but this are really the sentences a mother-to-be doesn’t want to hear… “are you going to breastfeed?”"can I touche your belly?”"do you really want to bring a child to this world?” makes me want to scream “go to hell!!!”
funny candy
have a good time (sleep while you stil can??? )
April 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm - Reply
Cowgirl in the Sand says:

Wow, I’ve almost covered the board (if I use my last pregnancy as well as this one)! And my back-up board includes: “You’re not going to circumcise him, are you? Because that’s mutilation, you know.” (from a complete stranger on the bus, to which I responded, “You’re not seriously asking about my son’s penis, are you?”). Also: “You really don’t mind getting so fat?” and “Aren’t you kind of old to be having babies?” and “I sure hope that there’s a daddy to go with that big belly.” Oh yeah, don’t forget, “Check out your BOSOMS! No wonder your husband’s been so happy lately!” (from my neighbor, yelled cheerily down the block)
April 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm - Reply
Missy says:

I only WISH people would ASK to touch my belly instead of assuming that once pregnant, my body becomes part of the freaking public domain!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:17 pm - Reply
Rebecca says:

Upon the news of my and hubby’s decision to become parents to a human baby of our own, my mother responded all to enthusiastically “So you ARE finally going to put down all those cat’s of yours?” (we’ve got three).
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 am - Reply
Candy says:

Oh no, she di-in’t! Hope you covered the kitties’ ears.
May 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm - Reply
jannin says:

Oh man, if I had a penny for every time I heard the ?you don?t look (however far along)?. I really never did get big, and when people would ask me when I?m due, they wouldn?t believe me. Seriously, like I?m going to lie and say I?m due any day, when I truly had months to go. Yeah, not likely. Just tell them to stick it?lol
November 17th, 2009 at 8:07 am - Reply