Where the Rubber Meets the Family Photo

Before Mom left the house she looked in the mirror and thought, “This is too skimpy for our family holiday card.  Here, let me just cover up with a GARTER BELT.  …Perfect!”


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. Mette

    Jul 12, 2010 at 2:23 am

    I rarely say this, but


  2. Leo the Yardie Chick

    Jul 12, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    I wonder what was the concept. The Christmas part I get. The mime outfits and Skanky Claus…not so much.

  3. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Jul 13, 2010 at 11:35 am

    So so so so so so wrong!

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