Dr. Oz: “Lack of sex could be killing you.” Nice try, buddy. I already fell for that line years ago — er, never mind. [AOL]
Parents’ brawl cancels kindergarten graduation in California. Sounds like somebody could use a time-out. And a Valium. [USA Today]
There’s now a keepsake case for positive home pregnancy tests. Because if anything deserves a pretty satin string purse, it’s a urine-soaked stick. (I’m totally getting one.) [Babble]
Lorenzo the Cat: Feline fashionisto and social networking star. Meanwhile, I can’t even get my cat to poop in the litterbox. [USA Today]
8,400 baby walkers recalled because they can fit through doorways and stairwells. Unlike, say, Kanye West’s head. [Chicago Tribune]
Mother of the Week so far: Video of a mom dirty dancing with kids, one of whom tries to stick money in her BELLY FLAB. Try as you might, you will not be able to look away. [YouTube]
Toddlers and Tiaras recap coming later today. It’s late, I know, but here’s a preview to tide you over:
Yes, she competes with 10-year-olds. It is AWESOME.