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News Roundup: Yet Another Vitamin D Study; Brazilian Wax Gone Wrong; Warren Beatty’s Daughter’s Sex Change

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News Roundup: Yet Another Vitamin D Study; Brazilian Wax Gone Wrong; Warren Beatty’s Daughter’s Sex Change

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Now experts say babies get TOO MUCH Vitamin D.  *Sigh*  In related news, new Laughing Stork study reveals there are too many damn studies.  [Babble]

Headline of the day:  “Brazilian nearly cost me my nuts.”  (Good!  Now men understand what we go through.)  [The Sun]

Party of Five actor Jeremy London‘s “bizarre tale of being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to smoke crack has his family worried.”  Yeah, that’ll do it.  [E!]

Should parents be jailed when kids drink?  NO, say parents of kids who drink.  [NYT]

Warren Beatty and Annette Benning’s 18-year-old daughter, Kathlyn, is having surgery to become their 18-year-old son, Stephen.  [Daily Mail]

Celine Dion’s son:  the luckiest kid in Florida?  Well, he’s earned it, considering how many times he’s surely had to suffer through “My Heart Will Go On.” [Teeny Manolo]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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