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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Khole Kardashian is Pregnant; Charlie Sheen is Jailed; Miley Cyrus is Half-Dressed

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Khole Kardashian is Pregnant; Charlie Sheen is Jailed; Miley Cyrus is Half-Dressed

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Your at-a-glance roundup of recent pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of  Lindsay Lohan’s wisdom teeth, too! [STATUS:  GONE!  SO EXCITING!]

Khloe Kardashian reportedly two months pregnant.   Oh goody!  Why, just the other day I was thinking, You know what this world needs?  MORE KARDASHIANS! [Radar]

After forty years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore separate.  Tipper cites growing apart, irreconcilable boredom.  [Politico]

Miley Cyrus asks herself WWBD (What Would Britney Do?), wears just a satin bustier to perform for tween audience.  [E!]

Charlie Sheen will serve 30 days in jail in plea deal.  No word on whether he’s allowed conjugal visits from his blow-up dolls.  [People]

Glee‘s Jane Lynch weds girlfriend.  I wonder if she wore the traditional white tracksuit?  [Us Weekly]

Shrek stomps Sex and the City 2 at the box office.   Yeah, when you’re beaten by a cartoon ogre, it’s time to hang up your stilettos.  [PopEater]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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