The Menu Thief’s French Cosmopolitan

As you know, it’s been a long week.  A week when Miss Skye has been sick — again — and Mr. Candy has been traveling.  Again.  At this point, I’ve become convinced Mr. Candy is clairvoyant and purposely schedules his business trips to coincide with Skye’s colds — returning on the very day she starts feeling better and I’m making TGIF drinks.  Hmmmm.  Coincidence?  I.  Don’t.  Think.  So.

Speaking of clairvoyance, I was just thinking this morning that I was plumb out of TGIF drink ideas when what should appear in my in-box…?  (Besides the exciting opportunity to “Buy Viagra from Online Canadian Pharmacy Mega Sale,” that is.)  A scanned menu listing delicious martini recipes, courtesy of Laughing Stork reader, fellow drink enthusiast and thief, Lainey, who “borrowed” the menu from a martini bar.  Which is why this TGIF drink is named after her…

THE MENU THIEF’S TGIF FRENCH COSMO (with “Sex and the City” premiering next week, I thought we’d get a head start on the cosmos… and, well, I also happened to have these libations on-hand)


  • 1-1/2 oz. Ketel One (although any vodka will do)
  • 1/2 oz. Chambord
  • 3 oz. Pineapple juice


An easy one for all of us worn-and-weary mamas after a long week:  Shake the ingredients together with ice, strain into a martini glass, sip, then smack your lips and exhale loudly as a classy lady such as myself would do.

This bad boy and I have a date planned on the rooftop later this evening.  Have a great weekend, everyone.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. lainey

    May 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    in my defense, who puts the measurements on the martini menu? they were just asking for us to take it. 🙂

  2. Deeva

    May 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    I for one am glad you did Lainey because I made one right now and it’s soooooo good!!

  3. Mr. Candy

    May 22, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Lainey, if it wasn’t chained down, then it is their own fault.