Was your website down all day, too, kid? Because that’s the same look I had on my face for the entire 18 hours The Laughing Stork was off-line due to “bandwidth issues.” Which is technical speak for My Site Host is Operated by Chimpanzees.
No, I’m just kidding. That’s mean. Chimps are much smarter than that.
Sorry for the interruption, guys. We will return to your regularly scheduled blathering later today. In the meantime, I must track down a very, very, very strong TGIF drink recipe, one with lots of nerve-calming alcohol and plenty of bandwidth.