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Oh Baby! Kodak Offers Free Birth Announcements

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Oh Baby! Kodak Offers Free Birth Announcements

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Kodak Gallery is offering free birth announcements, people. Yes, free. No, there are no strings attached, Cynical McCynicalPants. (Trust me.  I’ve reviewed the fine print one trillion times with my own cynical eyes.)

Kodak obviously knows your bank account is going to be stretched, as it is, what with having to buy thousands of diapers, multiple car seats, your kid’s very own car, housefuls of clothes, a college education that costs more than a small island…

Oh yeah. Congrats on the arrival of your little one!

Available at Kodak Gallery; FREE

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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