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The Thursday Mom and Pop Culture Report

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Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the real-time status of Jessica Alba’s fishsticks, too! (CURRENTLY:  Burnt to a crisp.)

  • Alexa Ray Joel gets a new nose.  Oh, Alexa.  I liked you just the way you are were.  [New York Mag]
  • Found:  A supposedly real Chelsea Handler sex tape.  Sadly, Chuy is not the co-star.  [Radar]
  • Mark McGrath and his fiancée welcome twins, say farewell to sleep. [People]
  • Lady Gaga and Sarah Palin top Time Magazine’s 100 “Most Influential People” list.  That… cannot be a good sign.  [PopEater]
  • Jenna Jameson tests clean.  For drugs, that is.  [TMZ]
  • Brad Pitt thinks Jennifer Aniston is “desperate and pathetic” for appearing on cover of Architectural Digest.  Seriously, Jen.  Find something less desperate, okay?  Like the National Enquirer!  Jeesh.  [Cele|bitchy]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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