Candy’s TGIF Spring Fling Martini

I am sooooo ready for real spring weather — not the nice day here, nice day there, rudely interrupted by intermittent chilliness and rain — so I thought I would encourage Mother Nature to commit to spring already with a celebratory Spring Fling martini.

I’m no meteorologist, but isn’t that how weather works?

Thought so.  Join me in expediting the seasonal change, will you?

SPRING FLING MARTINI

Lovely calla lillies courtesy of Mr. Candy from last week's date night. (Awwww.) He SO got a piece.

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 oz. Midori melon liqueur
  • 1 oz. Strawberry-flavored liqueur
  • 3/4 oz. Orange juice
  • 3/4 oz. Pineapple juice
  • Optional:  1 oz. Malibu Rum if you really want to kick Mother Nature’s ass into gear (all in the name of meteorology)

INSTRUCTIONS

Fill a martini shaker with ice and add ingredients.  Shake well and strain into a martini glass.  Garnish with a pineapple slice or weather vane, if desired.

I thought a “Spring Fling” drink deserved a bikini top — a bikini top I bought before getting pregnant and, barring a miracle wherein I switch bodies with Jessica Biel, will likely never wear.  Thank goodness I was able to get some proper use out of it.

This drink is SO good, SO light and refreshing, SO dangerously smooth.  In other words, YUM.  I’m trying to ignore it calling my name from the refrigerator right now:  “Caaaaaannnnndddddddyyyyyy!  Come drink me… plus three more…. and I promise you’ll start thinking you CAN pull off that bikini top!”

*Sigh*  If only I didn’t succumb to societal pressures discouraging mothers from drinking during the day.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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