Sign of the Apocalypse #4351
Apr 12, 2010 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Love & Marriage, Signs of Apocalypse
MR. CANDY: How long are your parents going to be here?
ME: Five days.
MR. CANDY: That’s it? Why don’t they stay longer?
ME: You’ve gotta be the first person in the history of the universe to ask that about the in-laws. Without sarcasm, that is.