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End-of-Week News: The ‘Favorite Child’; March Madness Vasectomies; Beyoncé Pregnancy Report

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End-of-Week News: The ‘Favorite Child’; March Madness Vasectomies; Beyoncé Pregnancy Report

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March Madness is a good time for beer sales, vasectomies.  [ABC News]

There is a favorite child in every family, claims clinical psychologist.  Yeah, tell me something I don’t know, smiles Candy while pointing at herself.  [Huffington Post]

Octomom accepts PETA’s offer to place spay/neuter ad on her front lawn.  If only she would take the ad’s advice.  [LA Times]

Ads featuring “real” — meaning larger than a size 2 — women don’t work with REAL WOMEN, according to research.  Hmmm… I don’t remember researchers asking THIS real woman.  [MediaBistro]

Some fun Easter crafts for children, including the “Egg-Hunter’s Mask.”  For those kids who prefer to score their chocolate incognito. [Disney Family Fun]

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are having a baby, according to a “ROCK-SOLID SOURCE.”  I bet it was that third Destiny’s Child singer who sold her out.  [Boston Herald]

Pregnancy may protect breast cancer survivors, new research reveals contrary to prior wisdom.  [BusinessWeek]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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