Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak Exchanges Big Poppa for Big Momma

Okay, I’ll confess there are two Housewives series that I watch (much to Mr. Candy’s chagrin):  Atlanta and New York.  So color me, um, entertained to hear Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak has a new GIRLFRIEND.

That’s right; Kim has traded in Big Poppa for (Not-So-)Big Momma.

Kim, “31,” has officially gone public with her love of three months, DJ Tracy Young, at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday.

Young, who made a remix of Kim’s song “Tardy for the Party” (which I used to sing to Miss Skye when she was a newborn and she LOVED it), was apparently overheard saying, “We’re really happy!”

Yes!  I’m sure Kim is thrilled… for the publicity.

A source tells Us Weekly, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim.  Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”

Any relationship expert will tell you if somebody expects you to get “really skinny” for her, it MUST be true love.

P.S.  I’m writing show recaps for Real Housewives of New York when the new season begins on Thursday.  Stay tuned.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.