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“Glamour model” and reality “star” Katie Price has high hopes for two-year-old Princess Tiaamii, declaring that she will encourage her daughter to be a topless model when she turns 18. Reach for the stars, kid! But not the blouse.
“When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her. I’ll go, ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads’,” Katie reportedly said.
For those non-Brits, Page 3 is a feature in the UK paper The Sun showcasing topless and nude “glamour models.” (I just love that job title. Glamorous, indeed!)
Katie also said she’d be happy for Princess to follow in her footsteps and get Botox and enormous implants once she reaches the legal age. Awesome.
I think my parents secretly harbored a similar dream for me, which is why they bestowed me with the stripper name “Candy,” but alas… I was a resounding disappointment, instead becoming a writer who’s too modest to even change clothes in the gym locker room.
Devastating for them, I’m sure