1. She demands designer shades that are exactly 1.5 times the size of her head.
2. She complains that you are, like, totally encroaching on HER shot.
3. She refuses to sign autographs, instead opting to defiantly slobber all over her fans.
Dance parties are a big part of being a parent, especially when you’re the parent of younger children. I love them because when I am hosting (or am summoned...