Kendra Wilkinson’s Requisite “How I Got My Body Back” Tabloid Cover
You knew this was coming: Kendra Wilkinson strikes a pose declaring “MY BODY AFTER BABY” on the cover of this week’s OK! magazine. Amazingly, she bears NO sign of her C-section. Or any sort of “flaw” whatsoever. Or belly button! Hell, after eight weeks, you could still see my pregnancy racing stripe, er… I mean, linea nigra. I’m sure Kendra does look great, but come on. Give us a postpartum zit AT LEAST.
*SIGH* If only I had a real-life airbrusher to follow me around. “This dimple on my ass — erase it!” “I’m feeling a little fuzzy today… sharpen me!”
Jealousy-driven suspicions about Kendra’s cover aside, I gotta admit that is one cute kid. Hank Junior doesn’t need no stinkin’ airbrush.