Miley Cyrus’ Kid Sister Helps Launch Risqué Clothing Line for 12-and-Under Set

File this under:  Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.

Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister, Noah, and her best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, have teamed up to create a “trendy” and “edgy” new fashion line for Ooh! La, La! Couture.

And by “trendy” and “edgy,” they mean streetwalker-esque.

Emily Grace, the actress who played Cindy Lou in “Hannah Montana: The Movie” is shown in the below promotional video dressed as every parent’s worst nightmare.  (Unless, of course, that parent happens to have the last name “Cyrus” or “Lohan.)  The pint-sized blonde is seen showing off a revealing leopard-print mini-dress, fishnets and fingerless black gloves ensemble to Miley Cyrus.

Naturally, Miley approves.

Seriously, girls, mini-hooker outfits are SO 2009.  Sweatsuits are HAWT!  What’s that –?  You’re not interested in fashion advice from an old lady who uses words like “HAWT,” you say?  Okay, fine.  Then I won’t tell you that the coolest swimwear this summer is going to be head-to-toe wetsuits!  (Right off the runways of Milan.  I swear.)

With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Terry, for the tip!

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • “Welcome to http://www.oohlalacouture.com! We are sorry, but our site is temporarily offline for site maintenance.”

    Yeah Temporarily Offline…pending an FBI investigation for selling PERV clothing for lil girls. FAIL

    What’s next Walmart selling Bratz stripper-pole Barbies? nightmare

    Miley Cyrus is like school on Thanksgiving Day, No Class!!!!!

    • Putting children online in this manner is a godsend for pervs and paedophiles.

      I am astonished that children can be exploited online – or anywhere – in this manner.

      This behaviour ensures that children will be abused and groomed by paedophiles.

      Disgusting, and bordering on depravity by those doing the exploitation for profit, (I hope it’s for nothing else).