File this under: Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.
Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister, Noah, and her best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, have teamed up to create a “trendy” and “edgy” new fashion line for Ooh! La, La! Couture.
And by “trendy” and “edgy,” they mean streetwalker-esque.
Emily Grace, the actress who played Cindy Lou in “Hannah Montana: The Movie” is shown in the below promotional video dressed as every parent’s worst nightmare. (Unless, of course, that parent happens to have the last name “Cyrus” or “Lohan.) The pint-sized blonde is seen showing off a revealing leopard-print mini-dress, fishnets and fingerless black gloves ensemble to Miley Cyrus.
Naturally, Miley approves.
Seriously, girls, mini-hooker outfits are SO 2009. Sweatsuits are HAWT! What’s that –? You’re not interested in fashion advice from an old lady who uses words like “HAWT,” you say? Okay, fine. Then I won’t tell you that the coolest swimwear this summer is going to be head-to-toe wetsuits! (Right off the runways of Milan. I swear.)
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Terry, for the tip!