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Educational Baby Shower Cakes: Fun with Sperm Illustrations

Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong

Educational Baby Shower Cakes: Fun with Sperm Illustrations

A couple of cakes for those expectant mothers with lingering questions about where their babies came from, exactly…

I don’t know about you, but if MY vagina turned green and/or sprouted a flower, I would have my doctor check it out.  IMMEDIATELY.

Little-known fun fact:  Conception happens when sperm fertilizes a Spicy Tuna Roll.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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