Educational Baby Shower Cakes: Fun with Sperm Illustrations

A couple of cakes for those expectant mothers with lingering questions about where their babies came from, exactly…

I don’t know about you, but if MY vagina turned green and/or sprouted a flower, I would have my doctor check it out.  IMMEDIATELY.

Little-known fun fact:  Conception happens when sperm fertilizes a Spicy Tuna Roll.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. stell

    Jan 13, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    No baby daddys involved here?

  2. Online koozies

    Jan 13, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    So attractive cakes !

  3. Langtry

    Jan 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    I was wondering why I was salivating at that second cake. Spicy Tuna Roll, indeed!

  4. carlisle

    Jan 15, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    very beautiful cake.