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Keeping Up with the Cruises: Suri Gets Her Own $30,000 Racing Car

I think we can all agree if there is ONE thing a three-year-old girl needs, it’s her own race car.  So thank goodness Tom Cruise finally took out thirty grand from his wallet to buy Miss Suri her own custom-made miniature Indy race car.

Hey!  Don’t judge!  It’s not like we can expect her to walk around in those high heels all day.

Suri apparently become fixated with racing after seeing it on television.  It’s only natural that she would get her own racing car soon thereafter.

“Suri has been mesmerized by auto racing on TV so he thought it would be fun for her to have her own little car to ride in.  If Suri truly takes to the sport, Tom plans on having a little race track installed at his L.A. property. But for now she’ll just be going up and down the family’s long driveway,” the source revealed.

The source also claimed that Tom and Kat(i)e want to give Suri a little brother and hope it will happen this year.  Because what Suri wants, Suri gets!

I can only imagine what will happen when Suri sees a documentary on the Hope Diamond.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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