Gee, I Can’t Imagine Why Courtney Love Lost Custody of Her Daughter…?

Courtney Love, who’s nuttier than squirrel poop, has not only lost custody of her daughter Frances Bean, but has also been slapped with a restraining order prohibiting her from having any direct or indirect contact with the 17-year-old.

I know, I’m thinking the same thing:  I can’t believe it’s taken this long.

Cork lashed out at Frances after she was placed under temporary guardianship of her paternal grandmother and Kurt Cobain’s sister for unspecified reasons that may or may not rhyme with “pinsanity.”

“I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this sh*t has lost her position…” Courtney, 45, maturely rants on her Facebook page. “She was deceptive, she lied and she’s lying to herself… My daughter is not always honest.”

And if anyone has a clear perspective of things, it’s Courtney Love, 45-year-old mother talking smack about her daughter on FACEBOOK.  (Sure hope nobody “liked” her update.)

The Mother of the Decade also says her daughter isn’t as rich as she thinks she is, adding that she is “clearly deluded” if she thinks she can buy her grandmother a “small house in L.A.” Says Cork, “I’d love to see how that works … She thinks she has all this money. The point is, I have all the money she has.”

Courtney insists her daughter “is a wonderful kid,” but she has “bad people around her and wants it both ways.”

She then names several of Kurt Cobain’s family members.  She even tells her daughter that her grandmother “killed your father,” Kurt Cobain.  How sweet.