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It’s a Baby Boy for Kourtney Kardashian, E!’s Ratings

Kourtney Kardashian welcomed her first child with boyfriend Scott Disick, who doesn’t look at ALL like a creepier version of Christian Bale in American Psycho.


Mason Dash Disick — yes, that’s right, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique (hey, at least his first name doesn’t start with a “K”) — arrived at a Los Angeles-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.

If you’re clamoring for more details — Did she get an epidural?  An episiotomy?  What kind of popsicles did she eat in the delivery room, dammit? — never fear!  I’m sure all will be revealed in a very special and KLASSY episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Kongrats, you krazy kids!

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  • She had to have had an epidural…no one has a painless delivery as it looked like on the episode. What drugs did she have and when were they administered?

  • DYING to know if she had the epidural or not. And Rosemary, it’s DEFINITELY possible to have a painless delivery – take it from someone who did. It’s called, Hypnobirthing.

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