Mason Dash Disick — yes, that’s right, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique (hey, at least his first name doesn’t start with a “K”) — arrived at a Los Angeles-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.
If you’re clamoring for more details — Did she get an epidural? An episiotomy? What kind of popsicles did she eat in the delivery room, dammit? — never fear! I’m sure all will be revealed in a very special and KLASSY episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Kongrats, you krazy kids!